Another one making the rounds:

I’ll tell you how bad the economy is…

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names

A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate, do you know
how many kids are starving in the US ?”

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t
paying their taxes.

And finally…

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat…
the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $750 billion disappear.